[Badeye]

Could have been worse, it could have been Sammy Hager....(chuckle)

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Whom she would eventually divorce to hook up with David Lee Roth.

[llevrok]

Could have been worse, it could have been Sammy Hager....(chuckle)

It could have been even MORE worse. John Hager from the old TV show, Hee Haw (double chuckle as John is the twin if Jim)

[Disturbin]

“Could have been worse, it could have been Sammy Hager....(chuckle)”

Or Hagar the Horse Whipper!