I have been sitting here thinking that maybe they are right, maybe Fred is waiting too long. Maybe the delays are all based on false pretenses...
Certainly something is afoot beyond the headlines...
Then it hit me. Look at the timing...
Fred will announce the first week of September...
Karl Rove is leaving the end of August...
I felt it was too much of a coincidence, this has been almost too well played. So I finally figured it out.
Karl Rove is tired of being behind the scenes, but knows he is to divisive to mount a campaign as himself, so he is running..
As Fred Thompson...
The way I figure it Fred fell ill from his cancer some months ago and is being kept alive in a secret military hospital outside Washington DC. Karl knew this and saw his opportunity...
He has had stunt doubles appear as FDT in public, published articles and appear on radio.
All the while the evil genius has had his team of brilliant scientist who built the hurricane machine create the most incredible device ever made, a fully functional bio mechanical “Fred Thompson Suit” that Rove will ride in while campaigning and serving his term in the Whitehouse...
The technical issues that must of been encountered in building such a device easily explains the delays, but with the firm date of Rove's departure, it is obvious they have sorted out the technical issues and it is ready to go...
It is a brilliant plan and a wonderful achievement in Republican politics...
I salute you Mr. Rove...
er I mean "President Thompson"...
Hell, I just re-upped my financial commitment to Fred. Sorry to hear he blew it </sarcasm>
OMG!! You mean like an Edgar suit?!"
Actually, he's already dead. The "Fred Thompson" we see making appearances and youtube videos is a hologram. The voice is supplied by a supercomputer which uses advanced algorithms to fit the words together with proper inflection and timing. It was invented by Steven Hawking for his own personal use, but Rove sent Roger Ailes to kick him down a flight of stairs and steal it from him.
Rove realized that Chimpy McHitlerBurton is of no further use to him, and he needs a new puppet to go forth and do his bidding.
Hey, that’s great, childish fiction for adults, have you had anything published yet. I think you have a great future.
Dude, taking it easy on those Red Bulls.
Dude, take it easy on those Red Bulls. You are a few cans over your limit.