Somebody must have THROWN them, because they haven’t been shot.
Now, now, mustn’t jump to conclusions. They might have been shot from a slingshot. Everybody knows the evil US coalition forces carry those.
He called the police to report "Bullets hitting his roof". They got there and checked the gutters...
To find pristine unfired ammo he had thrown there.
In a perfect world, he would have been cuffed for filing a false report, and fallen down the stairs a few times on the way...
Sadly, the Local Finest had all they could do to keep from laughing.
Yeah, those REALLY are magic bullets if they straightened themselves out and put themselves back into their shells after being fired at the house. Magic.