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To: irishtenor

We had a Yuppie scumbag move into our town. "There is a rifle and pistol club near my new house, but I'll squeal and sue until they close it."

He called the police to report "Bullets hitting his roof". They got there and checked the gutters...

To find pristine unfired ammo he had thrown there.

In a perfect world, he would have been cuffed for filing a false report, and fallen down the stairs a few times on the way...

Sadly, the Local Finest had all they could do to keep from laughing.

17 posted on 08/15/2007 5:20:34 PM PDT by Gorzaloon (Food imported from China = Cesspool + Flavr-Straw™)

To: jan in Colorado

ping

34 posted on 08/15/2007 5:35:57 PM PDT by Gondring (I'll give up my right to die when hell freezes over my dead body!)

To: Gorzaloon

We have idiots here who move under the flight path near the airport, then complain about the noise.

40 posted on 08/15/2007 5:46:28 PM PDT by irishtenor (There is no "I" in team, but there are two in IDIOT.)

To: Gorzaloon

He called the police to report "Bullets hitting his roof". They got there and checked the gutters...

To find pristine unfired ammo he had thrown there.

How can anyone be that ignorant? This only validates my belief that corporal punishment is not wrong.

51 posted on 08/15/2007 6:12:05 PM PDT by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)

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