Posted on 08/08/2007 12:51:27 PM PDT by LibWhacker
The Brits have lost it....
They are waaaaay past the tipping point...
Pass the popcorn...
Paid for by all the hardworking homeowners.
He thought he was Superman.
Case closed.
You do in Massachusetts.
Gesundheit!
First they came for their guns.
What’s next? A mandate for softer sidewalk and glass that is not so sharp?
he was disturbed rifling through through the flat.
Thanks.
Looks kind of dumpy to me.
No one is getting my joke. :(
“Whatever happened to Brits like this [Sir Winston Churchill]”
I’ll tell you. Heroic Britons such as Sir Winston passed on to their well-deserved reward secure in the belief that they had done their duty for a great people.
Their reward included not having to witness this sordid pathetic aftermath. That sad burden is left to the rest of us.
I have a new plan.
All of my posts to F.R.,
are now in haiku.
Another reason the British people are a shadow of their former selves.
This is where we are being led by the feckless do-gooder touchy-feely highly-emotional unthinking handwringing liberal types.
I can trace my great great grandparents back to England. I am so thankful, they had the timing and good sense to get out while the getting was good.
It will make you think
Before you hit the "post" key
When you write haiku
Thrown out the window
He screams as he is falling
He made a bad choice
Well, Massachusetts only momentarily detached itself from The King's Rule back in the day. It's right back to being a monarchy (the Kennedys and the Kerrys), taxing the crap out of anything that doesn't move and confiscating guns... ;-)
I lived in Puerto Rico for several years in the 60’s. One of the guys I worked with had a sixth floor apartment in a high-rise.
reports came that a cat burglar was scaling the exterior walls, entering the apartment from the small balconies on each.
My friend bought a can of axle grease and coated the lip of the balcony.
He came in one morning stating that there was a beautiful set of hand and fingers smears indicating the burglar’s hands slipped from the balcony. He had a polaroid photo.
LOL!! My statement to the police: "Officer, I was sleeping peacefully when a loud BANG awoke me. I got up and much to my surprise what did I see, there below my third floor window lay a chap. He must have tripped over the cat, going head first over the window still, into my wife's thorny rose garden and petunias."
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