Spammer gets 30 years in the slammer

Channel Register ^ | 8/2/07 | Austin Modine

[Wheee The People]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

[Tall_Texan]

Damn. I hate lenient judges.

[stephenjohnbanker]

“Notorious spammer Christopher “Rizler” Smith was sentenced to 30 years in prison by a federal judge on Wednesday.”

He should have hauled 490 pounds of dope over the Mexican border.....the Feds don’t prosecute under 500 pounds : )

[doug from upland]

He sounds almost as bad as Hillary Clinton. Is that possible?

[Westlander]

[SteveMcKing]

In 2006, Smith had called an associate in the Philippines to discuss murdering Hollis's children for testifying against him.

Spammers are going to rationalize that this was the "real crime" he was convicted of. They will foolishly continue their crimes without care.

[Constantine XIII]

OMG PWND

[LibWhacker]

He might be. Thank God, he won’t be running for office any time soon!

[Bonaparte]

Here's an entertaining article on this maniac.

[Bon mots]

Smith-Rizler

So I really won't be getting any more email with \/!AGRA in the subject line?

[Caipirabob]

"I remember Chris sitting on my lap when he was one year old, trying to feed a floppy disk into my old Apple computer,"

So that's where he went wrong!

JUST KIDDING...

[backhoe]

Not enough.

Seriously.

I

hate

vermin

like

him.

[Gorzaloon]

The FBI claims he made approximately $18m during his final year as a penis pill pusher.

This is the part I find depressing. Idiots who believe these spam ads are the ones that keep them in business.

That said, there is nothing bad enough that can happen to this POS. Nothing.

[wildbill]

O Happy Day
Kalloo Kallay!

[TXnMA]

It’s been quite a spell since I’ve crossed paths with you here — good to see your FRName on posts again!!

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Spammer gets 30 years in the slammer

AWESOME!!!

Now on to read the article...

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

The FBI claims he made approximately $18m during his final year as a penis pill pusher

Who are the total MORONS who buy this stuff? EIGHTEEN MILLION dollars of it in one year - FROM SPAM!

Come on now... fess up. (Waiting... waiting...)

Maybe this is part of Hillarycare?

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

This is the part I find depressing. Idiots who believe these spam ads are the ones that keep them in business.

Exactly. Lets see...

1) Click on a link in an e-mail with obviously fake return address.
2) Go to a web page where there are NO phone numbers to contact anyone.
3) That same web page is hosted in China where you can't find out who owns it.
4) Believe that some "pills" will suddenly, magically, make your "member" become one foot long.
5) Give your credit card number to a web site in China for the magic pills.
6) Let a web site that will NOT let you contact them take money from your credit card account.
7) Assume that the web site who won't let you know who they are and won't let you contact them will send you the magic pills.
8) If said magic pills arrive: actually put one (or many) in your mouth and swallow, knowing that the person who will not let you know who they are and will not let you contact them sent you something that won't kill you.

$18 million dollars in ONE year from people who HAD TO believe and/or do all of the above, plus some. We're doomed.

[Jean S]

That is an incredibly stupid comment.