This reminds me of a Simpson’s episode where Mr. Burns and Homer runs off to Cuba with a 1 trillion dollar bill.
Mr. Burns: Oh, so the island’s not for sale, eh? Well, will you at least permit us to live in your socialist paradise?
Castro: You talking about Cuba?
Mr. Burns: All we ask is preferential treatment because of my fabulous wealth!
[Burns holds the trillion dollar bill up.]
Castro: May I see?
Mr. Burns: Ho ho ho, see with your eyes, not with your hands!
Castro: Please, we are all amigos here!
Homer: Mr. Burns.. I think we can trust the president of Cuba..
Mr. Burns: [hands it to Castro, and waits a couple of seconds.] Now, give it back...
Castro: Give what back?
Mr. Burns: D’ohh...
% The three men are on a crudely made raft in the middle of the ocean headed back home.
Homer: It’s hard to believe there’s a place worse than America, but we found it!
Mr. Burns: Yes, I too feel renewed appreciation for the good old US of A. Oppression and harrassment are a small price to pay to live in the land of the free.
Smithers: Sir, aren’t you facing some serious jail time?
Mr. Burns: Well, if it’s a crime to love one’s country, then I’m guilty. And if it’s a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I’m guilty of that too. And if it’s a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I’ll soon be guilty of that!
Homer: God bless America!
I think they belong to Iran now.
[Pilots from Saddam’s time form the backbone of efforts to create a new air fleet]
That speaks volume’s why Iraqi leadership is a joke.