You forgot these: What do you think about Hillary Clinton?What do you think about Hillary Clinton’s cleavage? How can global warming successfully be stopped? Exactly how bad is President Bush? Why do all of you have a problem with the gay lifestyle? Why do all of you have a problem with all minority groups? Why do all of you want to kill our troops instead of safely bringing them back home? What’s wrong with having Bill Clinton back at the White House? Why is the Republican Party so evil?
How about: Do you think Hillary will ever wear something other than a pants suit?
(Answer: Only after she puts her ankles on a diet. Besides, she’s always worn the pants in the family, anyway.)