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To: 2nd amendment mama
-- Dobermans.

My guns don't bark, don't poop, dont need to be fed or taken for walks.........and they'll sit peacefully on my night stand all night long.

10 posted on 08/04/2007 10:43:07 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (If your cat was big enough it would probably eat you)
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To: Hot Tabasco; humblegunner
My guns don't bark, don't poop, dont need to be fed or taken for walks...

How did you teach yer guns not to poop?

15 posted on 08/04/2007 10:47:20 AM PDT by Eaker (If illegal immigrants were so great for an economy; Mexico would be building a wall to keep them in)
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To: Hot Tabasco

They also don’t bite your children, attack the neighborhood children, cost a fortune in vet bills, etc.


50 posted on 08/04/2007 11:19:09 AM PDT by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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To: Hot Tabasco

All my semiautos poop.


138 posted on 08/04/2007 5:15:15 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Hot Tabasco

“My guns don’t bark, don’t poop, dont need to be fed or taken for walks.........and they’ll sit peacefully on my night stand all night long.”

If I could only find a husband like that.


179 posted on 08/04/2007 6:13:02 PM PDT by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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To: Hot Tabasco

and if you don’t have a good dog, it will be on your nightstand after you are dead. Man’s best friend is an security alarm that needs no batteries.


200 posted on 08/04/2007 7:45:21 PM PDT by When do we get liberated? ((Multi-culturism, go for a dirt nap. If you cant stand behind our troops, stand in front of them.)
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To: Hot Tabasco
My guns don't bark, don't poop, dont need to be fed or taken for walks

My guns bark each time I pull the trigger, poop lead, are fed when empty and are taken for walks almost everywhere I go.
207 posted on 08/04/2007 8:36:39 PM PDT by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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