I have a SIL who reguritates this stuff every time I am unfortunate enough to see her. She has no muscle tone, is white as a sheet, her skin seems to hang off of her bones, her hair has gone totally silver at a relatively young age.
The last time she was telling me and my husband how to 'eat healthy', I responded something like ... "you mean if I eat these things I can be in the same shape that you are?" (in a totally amazed and innocent tone of voice). I thought my husband was going to bust a gut before he left the room.
We are outdoor people that are fairly fit and tanned. We eat what we please, and she never fails to lecture us on how to mend our ways.
If you get the chance to pummel, please get in a lick for me!
She was the perfect American (She said)...so self conscience about her environmental actions and so against everyone else's waste.
I asked her how many pairs of shoes she had. About a dozen, she said. Then I asked her how many feet she had.
Somehow, I don't think she'll ever call me back.