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To: ConorMacNessa
Good evening, Mac.
124 posted on 08/01/2007 7:09:00 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: StarCMC; Bethbg79; EsmeraldaA; MoJo2001; Kathy in Alaska; Brad's Gramma; laurenmarlowe; ...

Chocolate facts

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean is a vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS.
Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk,
which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries
all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Another important thing is to put “eat chocolate” at the top of
your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get
one thing done.

Before I forget, a nice box of chocolates can provide your total
daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn’t that handy?

A special reminder: “Stressed” spelled backward is “desserts”!


*What did the hungry computer eat?

Chips, one byte at a time.


*Why do fish avoid the computer?

So they don’t get caught in the Internet.


128 posted on 08/01/2007 7:18:06 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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