[SeanOGuano]

He’s such an embarassment.

[jcparks]

Now, many Fourth of Julys later, I have never felt more fortunate than these past six months that I have served our country as Senate Majority Leader. And in these first months of our majority, Democrats have worked every day to form the more perfect union our founders envisioned

PROVE IT!

[dforest]

Couldn’t have been a very long broadcast.

How long does it take to list nothing?

[GFritsch]

My hometown of Searchlight had only about 250 people when I was born....

I wonder if it would have had only 249 if abortion on demand had been the law of the land.

This simpleton wouldn't make a good towel boy in a cathouse, but here he is at the top as majority leader of the senate.

[GreenHornet]

Reid,in Democratic Radio Address,Highlights Democrats' Accomplishments in First Six Months

This must be what is known in the radio business as "dead air."

[Leo Farnsworth]

Accomplishment:
- Invented Fire —— OOPS, we ABOLISHED fire due to global warming...

- Invented the Written Word - OOPS, we ABOLISHED the written word as it is classiest and separated the ‘haves’ from the ‘have not's’

- Invented Peni$ Envy - Something Harry understands!

[VeniVidiVici]

On day one of the new Congress, we passed the toughest ethics reform in history to restore faith in the integrity of our government. We have honored our commitment to the working families that built our country and keep it great by:

passing a balanced budget with tax cuts for working people;
raising the minimum wage for the first time in ten years;
extending health insurance to thousands of children of working class parents;
providing disaster relief for farmers and ranchers after three years of Republican inaction.
"And finally, over President Bush’s objection, we provided funds for Gulf Coast recovery so that families devastated by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita can return to their homes.

I want whatever he's having!

[TommyDale]

The following paragraph lists all the Democratic accomplishments:

[Maceman]

Reid,in Democratic Radio Address,Highlights Democrats' Accomplishments in First Six Months

"Homina...homina...homina..."

[freekitty]

Which are?

[GFritsch]

[NonValueAdded]

that should last about 30 seconds

[bboop]

That must have been a really short speech.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Will he be doing it in Mime?

[cinives]

passing a balanced budget with tax cuts for working people;

OK, did I miss the part about no appropriations bills being passed for next year's budget ?