LOL - it’s all yours. I have a colleague who used to be a problem child until we hired him as an SA. Now he’s worse than I am. He’s taken to keeping an irrigation hammer at his desk with a sign on it reading “Ye Hammer Of Compliance.” I do think you mellow a little over time too, or at least he’d better or he’s gonna pop a blood vessel come September...
LOL! At my last job, I used to keep a whiffleball bat close to hand and prominently displayed at my desk...likely for some of the same reasons.
I like the hammer idea better.
I had an irate senior manager tell me (after she was unable to play a CD she received in the mail) “I used to work in the federal government and it wasn’t THIS locked down.” It was meant as criticism, but I took it as compliment.