[wbill]

He’s taken to keeping an irrigation hammer at his desk with a sign on it reading “Ye Hammer Of Compliance.”

LOL! At my last job, I used to keep a whiffleball bat close to hand and prominently displayed at my desk...likely for some of the same reasons.

I like the hammer idea better.

[cyberaxe]

LOL! At my last job, I used to keep a whiffleball bat close to hand and prominently displayed at my desk...likely for some of the same reasons.

.....try a pair of wire snips.....

.....every time someone pulls a fast one.....

.....just snip off the rj45 from their patch cord.....