“Not all system administrators are misanthropic sadists, only the ones who have been doing it more than six months.”
Can I PLEASE use that line? Can I use it as a tagline if I give attribution?
LOL - it’s all yours. I have a colleague who used to be a problem child until we hired him as an SA. Now he’s worse than I am. He’s taken to keeping an irrigation hammer at his desk with a sign on it reading “Ye Hammer Of Compliance.” I do think you mellow a little over time too, or at least he’d better or he’s gonna pop a blood vessel come September...