Murtha’s got his own ground game going with the local press, no question.
Sometimes I think we just need a candidate to declare, “I’ll out-pork Murtha!”. Whoever runs against Murtha in 08 already has the patriot vote. We just need to win over more of the pork-bone suckers and he’s history!
Tip of the Day!...
In case you neighborhood is trending Democrat, this is what to do. -——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,
a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls — they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside.