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GMA Home Protection Tips: Chimes, Mini-Cactus, But No Guns
NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein

Posted on 07/25/2007 5:51:38 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest

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Chris shows off those killer cacti.


1 posted on 07/25/2007 5:51:42 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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Home protection, MSM-style: killer cacti but no guns. Ping to Today show list.


2 posted on 07/25/2007 5:53:57 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest (Watching the Today Show since 2002 so you don't have to.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Offer the robbers a glass of wine and a cracker.


3 posted on 07/25/2007 5:53:59 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys--Reagan and Bush)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

I ask anti-gun types if they own a fire extinguisher, and explain the reasons to have a gun are almost exactly the same reason to have a gun.


4 posted on 07/25/2007 5:55:53 AM PDT by Clam Digger
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

..And I bet the cactus wasn’t even loaded!


5 posted on 07/25/2007 5:56:30 AM PDT by Wil H (So just what IS the Globe's optimum temperature?)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Goes right along with the GMA ‘rehab’ story where the director tells us "we teach the celebrities to make their own beds."

And they wonder why we think their 'news' is a joke.

6 posted on 07/25/2007 5:56:55 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Liberals are stupid. They are deficient in common sense on the most fundamental matters of life. And they turn around and blame people who do have common sense for their own short-sightedness and ineptitude.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

7 posted on 07/25/2007 5:57:37 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Cactus Wars on the Border.

8 posted on 07/25/2007 5:58:54 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Don’t forget the cheese.


9 posted on 07/25/2007 5:59:32 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

I’ve always wondered what windchimes are for . . . I thought they serve no purpose whatsover. How was I to know that they are an important part of home self-defense?


10 posted on 07/25/2007 6:02:47 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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OMG. You forgot the QUICHE!

Savage!!!


11 posted on 07/25/2007 6:03:46 AM PDT by Dick Bachert ("The urge to save humanity is often a false front for the urge to rule." Mencken)
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OMG. You forgot the QUICHE!

Savage!!!


12 posted on 07/25/2007 6:03:53 AM PDT by Dick Bachert ("The urge to save humanity is often a false front for the urge to rule." Mencken)
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Windchimes are to annoy your neighbors.


13 posted on 07/25/2007 6:03:55 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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I’d imagine that one of the most under-reported “crimes” in the U.S. is the tragic windchime accident.


14 posted on 07/25/2007 6:05:44 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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and explain the reasons to have a gun are almost exactly the same reason to have a gun..

LOL. Yes, I bet the reasons are pretty similar.

15 posted on 07/25/2007 6:06:24 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

That photo is chilling. No violent felon intent on robbery, murder, or mayhem would dare come near a house with cacti.


16 posted on 07/25/2007 6:07:24 AM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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OH MY GOD NO,NO NOT THE CACTUS!!!!!

What leftard idiots. Or, perfect victims.

17 posted on 07/25/2007 6:07:25 AM PDT by hophead ("Enjoy Every Sandwich")
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If your home were being invaded, what would you rather have handy: a spider cactus or a Smith & Wesson?

Neither. I'll take this Mossberg. If it's good enough to guard nuclear weapons, it's good enough for me.


18 posted on 07/25/2007 6:08:31 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("It's like being a house elf, but without the job satisfaction.")
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
These have worked for me for over 30 years:

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19 posted on 07/25/2007 6:08:46 AM PDT by Dick Bachert ("The urge to save humanity is often a false front for the urge to rule." Mencken)
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I dunno Joe, the Nuke depot here in NM is surrounded by cactus.


20 posted on 07/25/2007 6:09:40 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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