We all died in the world wide food famine that came in the 1970's. Which was right before we all died in the Ice Age of the 1980's.
So chill out, we're really not here.
(btw Mr Rapley, I'm pretty sure someone laced your stash with LSD.)
Don’t forget Red Dye #2, Alar, Cyclamates, Killer Bees, Y2K, and AIDS.