No offense to my black/brown/yellow/red fellow citizens, but I’m quite happy being a white guy, and don’t want any money to change that. If I were black/brown/yellow/red, I would be quite happy to be who I am as well.
I feel exactly the same!
Hey, I’d switch for a sawbuck as long as I got a hugh magic johnson with the package.
*cough*
(from “Blazing Saddles”)
[Lili von Schtupp has lured Bart back to her room]
Lili Von Shtupp: Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?
[Lights go out, sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh. It’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
Bart: Baby, you’re suckin’ on my elbow.