OMG, I have ALL those symptoms, and I ate some of that stuff within the past few weeks.
And I thought it was because of all the beer I drank (grin). Actually, this isn’t funny.
My homegrown tomatoes and green beans look better every day, and next year, that deer at my feeder is going into my freezer. I’ve already caught the deer eating my green beans through my fenced garden (they have nibbled off everthing sticking outside the fence), I’m mad at the deer over this. I feed them corn and they stick their heads through the fence and eat my green beans.
Seriously, I’m thinking about raising all my own food, including chickens. My husband will FREAK when I bring home some chicks from the coop, but he’ll get over it.
Do it! I’ll hold your hand through the whole process. I’ve raised hundreds of chicks over the years. It’s really quite fun. They’re so sweet when they’re little, and only tolerable when they give you eggs, but tear up the countryside (and the garden) in the process, LOL!