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Illegal Immigrants Seek Scooter's Deal
MSNBC ^
| Jul 14 2007
| Andy Borowitz
Posted on 07/18/2007 9:01:07 AM PDT by charming_harmonica
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To: charming_harmonica
I would have thought they’d ask for Sandy Berger’s deal - now that one was SWEET! Or how about Bubba’s? That one was even better than Sandy’s!
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:03:24 AM PDT
by
Pete
(Run, Vaclav, run!!)
To: Pete
Do the illegals plan on hiring attorneys, months of court, conviction and humiliation by the media on a daily basis? or, just another free ride.
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:05:42 AM PDT
by
edcoil
(Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
To: charming_harmonica
How about Clintoon’s deal for all drug smugglers?
Or Clintons deal for tax cheats?
Or Clintons deal for puerto rican terrorists?
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:06:58 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: charming_harmonica
“People with no lives have stopped waiting in line for an iphone and started waiting for the new harry potter book”
Tsk tsk.........
Sorry Charlie....
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:07:23 AM PDT
by
padre35
(Conservative in Exile.)
To: Mr. K
Anybody got a calculator than can register $250,000 times 12 million?
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:08:17 AM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: charming_harmonica
The president can pardon whom he pleases, and is required to pardon no one. Aside from being their usual loud, ridiculous selves, how can this latest ploy even get anyone’s attention?
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:08:41 AM PDT
by
twonie
(Keep your guns - and stockpile ammo.)
To: charming_harmonica
But “not so fast,” says White House spokesman Tony Snow, who today tried to pour cold water on the plans of illegal immigrants hoping to follow in Mr. Libby’s footsteps: “Before these folks expect to get Scooter’s deal, they should ask themselves, ‘Can I cut a check for $250,000?’”
Hahahahahaha! Gotcha!
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:08:59 AM PDT
by
listenhillary
(Freeze federal spending RIGHT NOW! Maybe in 25 years, we can be out of debt.)
To: listenhillary
$3 Trillion. That’s a good start, but I still want a barrel of oil per day per Illegal from Mexico.
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:10:34 AM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: massgopguy
$3,000,000,000,000.00
Three trillion dollars could go a long way to helping our SS trust fund.
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:10:58 AM PDT
by
listenhillary
(Freeze federal spending RIGHT NOW! Maybe in 25 years, we can be out of debt.)
To: charming_harmonica
At the link this is clearly marked as satire.
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:12:52 AM PDT
by
3AngelaD
(They screwed up their own countries so bad they had to leave, and now they're here screwing up ours)
To: charming_harmonica
But "not so fast," says White House spokesman Tony Snow, who today tried to pour cold water on the plans of illegal immigrants hoping to follow in Mr. Libby's footsteps: "Before these folks expect to get Scooter's deal, they should ask themselves, 'Can I cut a check for $250,000?'"In addition, clemency does not purge the underlying crime, rather, it only reduces the sentence and therefore, as convicted felons, they would lose just about any chance they might have to become legal.
To: charming_harmonica
They can have the scooters deal: Scoot their illegal asssss back where they came from.
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:17:11 AM PDT
by
Weeedley
To: charming_harmonica
Skimming this piece of work, I thought to myself: `Self, either this article really blows, or it’s just a liberal trying to be funny.’
Apparently it’s the latter.
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:18:09 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(Our porous border, a white screen, there are letters, blurry, you draw closer, they say: `Watch TV')
To: Mr. K
Don’t forget Johnny Sutton’s deal for the drug smuggler who got shot in the buttocks.
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:20:10 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
To: Weeedley
LOL! Yeah, I like that idea!
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:23:17 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
(Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. - Churchill)
To: 1_Inch_Group; 2sheep; 2Trievers; 3AngelaD; 3pools; 3rdcanyon; 4Freedom; 4ourprogeny; 7.62 x 51mm; ..
To: Mr. K
Or Clintons deal for puerto rican terrorists?"Al Qaeda Seeks Puerto Rican FALN Terrorists' Deal"
Yeah, that would look great in the headlines.
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:28:10 AM PDT
by
Perchant
To: charming_harmonica
Andy Borowitz It is getting harder and harder to tell satire from real life.
By the way, when is Johnathan Swift going to come out with a second edition his famous cookbook "A Modest Proposal". I'm getting tired of his recipes and want something new.
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posted on
07/18/2007 9:29:21 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(May the heirs of Charles Martel and Jan Sobieski rise up again to defend Europe.)
To: charming_harmonica
Liberal humorists seem to have one tool in the box: sarcasm.
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