To: charming_harmonica
I would have thought they’d ask for Sandy Berger’s deal - now that one was SWEET! Or how about Bubba’s? That one was even better than Sandy’s!
2 posted on
07/18/2007 9:03:24 AM PDT by
Pete
(Run, Vaclav, run!!)
To: charming_harmonica
How about Clintoon’s deal for all drug smugglers?
Or Clintons deal for tax cheats?
Or Clintons deal for puerto rican terrorists?
4 posted on
07/18/2007 9:06:58 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: charming_harmonica
“People with no lives have stopped waiting in line for an iphone and started waiting for the new harry potter book”
Tsk tsk.........
Sorry Charlie....
5 posted on
07/18/2007 9:07:23 AM PDT by
padre35
(Conservative in Exile.)
To: charming_harmonica
The president can pardon whom he pleases, and is required to pardon no one. Aside from being their usual loud, ridiculous selves, how can this latest ploy even get anyone’s attention?
7 posted on
07/18/2007 9:08:41 AM PDT by
twonie
(Keep your guns - and stockpile ammo.)
To: charming_harmonica
But “not so fast,” says White House spokesman Tony Snow, who today tried to pour cold water on the plans of illegal immigrants hoping to follow in Mr. Libby’s footsteps: “Before these folks expect to get Scooter’s deal, they should ask themselves, ‘Can I cut a check for $250,000?’”
Hahahahahaha! Gotcha!
8 posted on
07/18/2007 9:08:59 AM PDT by
listenhillary
(Freeze federal spending RIGHT NOW! Maybe in 25 years, we can be out of debt.)
To: charming_harmonica
At the link this is clearly marked as satire.
11 posted on
07/18/2007 9:12:52 AM PDT by
3AngelaD
(They screwed up their own countries so bad they had to leave, and now they're here screwing up ours)
To: charming_harmonica
But "not so fast," says White House spokesman Tony Snow, who today tried to pour cold water on the plans of illegal immigrants hoping to follow in Mr. Libby's footsteps: "Before these folks expect to get Scooter's deal, they should ask themselves, 'Can I cut a check for $250,000?'"In addition, clemency does not purge the underlying crime, rather, it only reduces the sentence and therefore, as convicted felons, they would lose just about any chance they might have to become legal.
To: charming_harmonica
They can have the scooters deal: Scoot their illegal asssss back where they came from.
13 posted on
07/18/2007 9:17:11 AM PDT by
Weeedley
To: charming_harmonica
Skimming this piece of work, I thought to myself: `Self, either this article really blows, or it’s just a liberal trying to be funny.’
Apparently it’s the latter.
14 posted on
07/18/2007 9:18:09 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(Our porous border, a white screen, there are letters, blurry, you draw closer, they say: `Watch TV')
To: 1_Inch_Group; 2sheep; 2Trievers; 3AngelaD; 3pools; 3rdcanyon; 4Freedom; 4ourprogeny; 7.62 x 51mm; ..
To: charming_harmonica
Andy Borowitz It is getting harder and harder to tell satire from real life.
By the way, when is Johnathan Swift going to come out with a second edition his famous cookbook "A Modest Proposal". I'm getting tired of his recipes and want something new.
19 posted on
07/18/2007 9:29:21 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(May the heirs of Charles Martel and Jan Sobieski rise up again to defend Europe.)
To: charming_harmonica
Liberal humorists seem to have one tool in the box: sarcasm.
To: charming_harmonica
Sorry, the deal’s for US CITIZENS only!
22 posted on
07/18/2007 9:46:49 AM PDT by
Niteranger68
(Stick to talking about your own candidate. We’re smart enough to figure out the rest on our own.)
To: charming_harmonica
OK...amnesty for each illegal that forks over $250,000.
23 posted on
07/18/2007 10:06:19 AM PDT by
ElectricStrawberry
(1/27 Wolfhounds...cut in half during the Clinton years.)
To: charming_harmonica
You’re not citizens, you have none of those rights, eat sh@# and die.
25 posted on
07/18/2007 11:39:14 AM PDT by
RJS1950
(The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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