[Bon mots]

I would prefer to participate in The RUNNING OF THE SQUIRRELS.

[Maceman]

[Humvee]

The Running of the Squirrels - is that like a herd of democrats?

[rock58seg]

I would prefer to participate in The RUNNING OF THE SQUIRRELS.

If I were to inadvertently, somehow, get mixed up in the "running of the bulls," there would also be a "running of the bowels."