LOL! We actually get a lot of those around here. All bluster and no bite!
It said I was a giraffe...guess that explains why I am so short? I used up all my tallness credits or something?! Anyway, I looked up sweetiepie’s birthday (being tomorrow and all) and found that he was a skunk! Needless to say I erupted into giggles, which brought the little princess running over...so I showed her, and we giggled...then she wanted me to look up her birthday. Well, they didn’t have the right year, so we left year blank...she was a bunny. Made her happy, but then the skunk came in and asked what was so funny...so we typed his birthday back in, and poof, it said he was a wolf! Naturally he was impressed, and there was no convincing him that it originally said skunk.
Here’s hoping his soldiers surprise him good in the morning. He doesn’t know they all know it’s his birthday!