Are you serial?
My gosh!
I humbly accept this honor, and to begin I would like to thank the members of the Canteen for their wisdom and good taste.
On a sadder note, I would like you to help extend my sincere condolences to Kathy in Alaska, for as we all know too well, due to the inevitable consequences of Global Warming, will soon be Baked Alaska.
In conclusion, I just want to express my self-congratulatory satisfaction that you’ve once again chosen to use my invention, the Internet Medium, to host this year’s Canteen festivities. Of course, you are all most welcome! Remember to purchase your carbon credits at my website: www.manbearpig.com.
Ciao!