[Congressman Billybob]

Let's talk about this 72-virgin business. First, there is the possibility that the Quran is mistranslated on this point. That martyrs are promised 72 white raisins, not virgins. No mention of whether they are soaked in booze the way that Teresa Heinz Kerry likes them.

But assume that the translation is correct. Do any of these numb skulls ever wonder WHERE THE VIRGINS ARE GOING TO COME FROM? Sorry for shouting, but unless the virgins are eight years old or less, they ain't gonna be Muslims. And if they're kaffirs (that means OUR women), the virgin quotient will still be low and they'll have bad habits like alcohol, pork hotdogs, and nasty music.

Or, is this an interspecies virgin supply, involving kids in the literal meaning of the word? (Baa. baa.) Anyway you slice it, this 72-virgin thing shouldn't make an ounce of sense to anyone with brain better than a doorknob.

Did I miss anything?

Congressman Billybob

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[Vn_survivor_67-68]

I think ya got it pegged. LOL......why do you suppose they have been hobbling their camels hind feet all these years?