An expression heard from farmers in northern Vermont to describe drought conditions: “It’s drier than a popcorn fart around here.” what that has to do with the subject of this thread is.....nothing.
Unless the popcorn's buttered with that cheap movie theater goo....then you gots yourself a whole 'nother ballgame.
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