Unless the popcorn's buttered with that cheap movie theater goo....then you gots yourself a whole 'nother ballgame.
Along this line, I run Free Republic's most exclusive, tight-knit ping list = "Flatulence Ping". Er, um...if you share such fascination, just FReepmail me.
Gee, there's a ping list I've never heard of before. It's apparently silent ... but deadly. I know where to go for breaking wind, erm, news.
Sorry. Couldn't resist.