Al-queda would be doing the world a favor if they kidnapped his fat ass. I can’t think of a more wrechted, disgusting, piece of human garbage than Michael Moore.
I don't think AQ has enough heavy lift capability to cart his fat a$$ around the mountains for any appreciable amount of time, and if they did, our satellites would be able to detect the methane emissions without too much trouble.
Add to that the fact that beheading him would be especially difficult due to the absence of a neck, and he's about as undesireable a kidnapping target as they could find.
I'd imagine AQ would be willing to negotiate terms of unconditional surrender if only we'd take him back.