[cgbg]

We had a telemarketing call from Sears yesterday. I have to give them credit--she didn't sound like she was from India or Pakistan. She had that Hillary "I am a Goddess you are garbage" Northeastern bit*& tone to her voice. So here was the conversation (for everyone's amusement):

"Hello, can I please speak to Mrs. cgbg?"

"She's at work. Who is calling?"

"Well, I can talk to you, Mr. cgbg."

"Who are you?"

"I am calling from Sears..."

"Hey, we don't do any business with you. We are on the do not call registry...."

"But Mr. cgbg, your wife bought some appliances from us and we want to talk about an annual check-up."

"Get us off your call list."

"Mr. cgbg, perhaps your wife will be interested. When will she be available?"

"Never. Don't call here again."

[OKIEDOC]

LOL

Yes, Sears called me this week also and wanted to know if they could drop by next week when they were in the neighborhood.

I told the lady, why yes they can.

What exactly do you have in mind for them to see me about.

She said they would be inspecting our roof.

I told her that was fine but that I was only living here temporarily while my wife attended school for the Summer.

She then said you don’t own the home your living in and I said no this is a new apartment complex.

She then hung up.

[radiohead]

Hard core, my FRiend. Hard core.