Posted on 06/26/2007 2:09:49 PM PDT by hardback
Law & Order actor and former senator Fred Thompson hasn't officially announced he's running for president, but based on opinion polls, people seem to like him.
The man who played D.A. Arthur Branch on the Law and Order franchise is also being endorsed by his ex-wife and former girlfriends.
Lorrie Morgan, a country music singer whom Fred dated, said, "women love a soft place to lay and a strong pair of hands to hold us."
First of all, I think it's great that Fred knows how to treat a lady.
I was going to suggest that being a cuddly teddy bear of a man doesn't make you capable of leading the country, but perhaps I'm wrong.
Maybe Thompson could win by simply looking into the camera and addressing all the women in the country:
Hello, ladies. My name is Fred, and I'm gonna be there for you night and day. When the terrorists come knock knock knockin' at the door, you just crawl into my arms, close your eyes, and I'll make you forget all about your troubles. Fragrant bathbeads and diamond rings for all the ladies, that's my promise. Ah yeah.
Then he steps from behind the lectern and does a little soft shoe to a Barry White ballad. The next day, he's leading the free world.
(Excerpt) Read more at tvsquad.com ...
Women who love Fred, want to support him, aren’t looking for a place to lie down, or be held. We want a Conservative President, not a boyfriend! You should point out his strengths, not come off as if women are stupid and would vote for him based on his courting qualifications.
"Hello, ladies. My name is Fred, and I'm gonna be there for you night and day. When the terrorists come knock knock knockin' at the door, you just crawl into my arms, close your eyes, and I'll make you forget all about your troubles. Fragrant bathbeads and diamond rings for all the ladies, that's my promise. Ah yeah. "
Yes. Poor helpless me. Here, let me move the Glock so you can sit down.
Rush read this today. It was a little gross.
Combat Tupperware *shakes head*
Oh well.
This is not nowhere near as bad as Rudy’s wife saying he was like the “energizer bunny” in the bedroom.
More proof women should not vote.
Gee thanks. A Hunter supporter expressing alarm at how this trivial message will hurt Fred’s campaign.
How thoughtful.
I know women who base their vote solely on the candidate’s looks, sad but true.
That said, the author of this is an IDIOT.
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Fred Thompson carries a .44 magnum at all times. He calls it his “veto pen.”
RTA, I really don’t think you will find them. Women that dumb are Democrats, and wouldn’t vote for Fred anyway.
Hey, I am a Hunter supporter yes, but I have no gripe with Fred. If Hunter doesn’t make it, and I truly hope he does, I would vote for Fred. Ideally I would love to see a dream ticket made with both of them! And I do think........with Conservative women, this statement comes off as just dumb. There are much better things she could have said! And I do love Lorrie too!
I hear ya T, but don’t you think truly they are either too dumb to vote lol, or liberals? If liberals, they won’t vote for him anyway got he has that......you know “R” after his name! lol
Thompson is a babe! He reminds me of the Reagan style...soft, slow, mellow, smily, but in your face when it matters.
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