>>Jasone and rose prtals are a damned sight sexier than cucumbers or tomotoes.
You getting turned on? You’re misspelling passionately.
You’re no jihadi hottie, whadda you have against sexy vegetables? Ever check out those knobbly English cucumbers?
I sure did butcher that sentence. I must need some more caffeine. What the heck, it’s early yet...
Did I ever tell you that as an artist I have an extremely vivid imagination? OUCH!