Who'd a thunk it?
Posted on 06/25/2007 2:35:18 AM PDT by raygun
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig though.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour [disclaimer deleted]
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home...(oh, right, forgot 'bout that))
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? And how can something that tastes so well taste so badly?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...you understand, "quality over quantity")
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Just what do flies taste with when they're landing on dead decayed flesh?
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average , nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people that're like that.)
Starfish have no brains (I know some people that're like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer, eh?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Who'd a thunk it?
“A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.”
And that would be the reason muzzies hate pigs so much. Envy.
You will have to call Bill Clinton and ask him personally!
I hate it when that happens.
Happiness is almost, barely, close call, just .. Stopped! :-)
No problem, take your time! :-)
The AM inexplicably deleted my post #5, which was the piece de resistance... Rosie O’Donnell.
I believe it was the comment associated with the picture, maybe. I don’t know which was worse.! But funny. LOL!
An early morning laugh!
Muslims cannot eat pig.. Cannibalism is illegal to muslims..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXUOomynxw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVm4Y0na69w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGHW33VGNXQ
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