[altura]

You’ll have to tell me the obvious thing, but I know they would do something!

It’s called American ingenuity.

[Cedric]

It’s called RAISING PRICES!!! it works every time for products with relatively inelastic demands.

And by way of preemption: Get ready for the, “Are you ready to pay $127.49 for a head of lettuce?" ruse from bray {or his coyote puppet masters}.