[DanielLongo]

Ok, Enosh. Then tell me what belief of yours I need to subscribe to in order to be called a Christian.

[Enosh]

Pick any Christian Church, it matters not to me.

Do so and I'll see you in Paradise.

[MHGinTN]

You ask, "Then tell me what belief of yours I need to subscribe to in order to be called a Christian." and you ask that two posts after you condescendingly asserted, "No matter, it just illustrates for everyone else how vapid your positions are." In your present condescending smugness, I don't suspect you can get there (to be a Christian) from your present self-aggandized state. If you can get over your self-righteousness for a few minutes, perhaps God can reach you. It is after all up to Him, not your blood, sweat, or condescension. Hear what Jesus says you must do to receive eternal life, not what I or any other poster asserts, least of all what a false prophet, adulterous liar who sought to rewrite the Bible in order to insert false prophecies of himself so sincere people like you would stumble over his heresies.

[Elsie]

Ok, Enosh. Then tell me what belief of yours I need to subscribe to in order to be called a Christian.

 

Acts 11:19-26
 19.  Now those who had been scattered by the persecution in connection with Stephen traveled as far as Phoenicia, Cyprus and Antioch, telling the message only to Jews.
 20.  Some of them, however, men from Cyprus and Cyrene, went to Antioch and began to speak to Greeks also, telling them the good news about the Lord Jesus.
 21.  The Lord's hand was with them, and a great number of people believed and turned to the Lord.
 22.  News of this reached the ears of the church at Jerusalem, and they sent Barnabas to Antioch.
 23.  When he arrived and saw the evidence of the grace of God, he was glad and encouraged them all to remain true to the Lord with all their hearts.
 24.  He was a good man, full of the Holy Spirit and faith, and a great number of people were brought to the Lord.
 25.  Then Barnabas went to Tarsus to look for Saul,
 26.  and when he found him, he brought him to Antioch. So for a whole year Barnabas and Saul met with the church and taught great numbers of people. The disciples were called Christians first at Antioch.

(You might ask these folks.)