Happy Fun Ball is still legal in 16 states. It’s happy. It’s fun. It’s Happy Fun Ball!
My 10 year old nephew is on his second pair of Heelys, having outgrown the first pair. He loves them, and has not gotten hurt, so far as I know.
I’ve heard of them before. Some of their concerns are valid, small pieces that a toddler would put in mouth and swallow, but they also have some like toy guns that make noise, rubber knives etc because they promote violence instead of peaceful resolution.
“Oh, and they don’t like toy laser guns, although they, you know, don’t actually shoot real lasers:”
And don’t get them started on gravity.
What’s next? Lawndarts?
I love these “safety” groups, often they come up with some of the best suggestions for Christmas...
I miss my Lawn Dart set.
Heelys
Z launcher
Turbo Water Balloon Launcher
Pram decoration - blossoms
Pyramid stacker
Bow & Arrow Set
Zip-Ity Do Dolly
Lil Snoopy Superman
Lamp Sky Blaster
Fear Factor Candy Challenge
If your children may have played with any of these toys, or if they may have visited the home of another child who owns one of these toys, or if they may have seen any commercial and wanted one of these toys, or if they are children who have ever wanted any toys, call the law offices of:
James Suckalove, ambulance chaser/heely reimbursement
(actual lawyer you receive will be some local schmuck)
When us old people die off the new generation will have the “Post-it-Note” play kit.
It will come with a pad of Post-its and a crayon.
There sales pitch will be “Write a Message and Post-it on the Fridge! Great fun with every message!”
When I was a kid we blew fridges up.