[robertpaulsen]

A Lieutenant approached a private and asked him if he had change for a dollar. The private responded, "Yeah, I think I've got it right ..."

The Lieutenant interrupted him with, "Private! That's no way to address a superior officer. When you address a superior officer, you will say 'Sir'. Now, let's try this again. Do you have change for a dollar?"

The private responded, "No, Sir!"

[Joe 6-pack]

There are those that say the 4th Infantry Division Patch represents an aerial view of four Lieutenants with a compass pointing north....