[johnny7]

“Daddy, What Causes Global Warming?”

That's easy kid. The communists, Algore and the socialist media create/created global warming.

[steelyourfaith]

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[xcamel]

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Dr. John Ray's
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Sad state of things...

[aruanan]

“Daddy, What Causes Global Warming?”

"Son, it's the sun."

[HEY4QDEMS]

Global Warming is caused by, open borders, abortion clinics, gay marriage, and islamofacism. Oh and also welfare.

Be grateful that conservatives are doing the most to curtail this global menace.

[rod1]

Answer..AlGore’s “special” dreams ...(would be more specific but not in answering a young child).

[BubbaJunebug]

“Daddy, What Causes Global Warming?”

PULL MY FINGER....

[OESY]

It was a perfect match.

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[The Great RJ]

Sadly our public schools are doing much to perpetrate the fraud of global warming. Few teachers particularly in primary schools have any serious training in science. I have watched elementary education majors struggle in the only science course they are required to take at the college where I work. Most of these students barely grasp basic principles of physics and chemistry let alone anything more complex.

Science in secondary schools isn't much better and relatively few teachers of course like Chemistry or Physics actually have academic college majors in these subjects.

Lastly, school administrators, who are equally science ignorant, push a politically correct curriculum. Textbook publishers respond by providing textbooks devoid of hard science and full of the feel good save the earth claptrap that pleases school administrators.

No wonder global warming is seen as gospel by a whole lot of young people and their parents.

[Jack Hammer]

“Daddy, what causes Gklbal Warming.”

“Well, son, it’s caused by the mainstream media embracing the enormously widespread Chicken Little Complex and celebrating the ostensible destruction of the planet in order to flog lagging circulation numbers. You see, it’s all about advertising revenues.”

[Young Werther]

I remember a SciFi short story where the Earth's weather is controlled by humans who operate carbon vehicles on the Solar surface.

The crew of this one vehicle receives instructions for a particular mission which is very dangerous. They must dive deep into the solar innards and release a stream of chemicals to initiate a solar prominence. This solar event crosses space and effects the Earth's atmosphere in such a way that, although it is July, it Snows in California.

The inventor of this technology and techniques is on his death bed. He is carried out into a meadow where the snow begins to gently fall on his face and he dies with the proverbial smile on his face.

A much more enchanting and scientific explanation for our weather patterns.

[Gritty]

[dfwgator]

“Daddy, What Causes Global Warming?”

"Pull my finger and I'll show you."

[avacado]

"For instance, global warming is being taught as scientific fact in schools, with mandatory showings of Al Gore’s PowerPoint Presentation..."

I was taught to always question preformed conclusions, study the facts, and read the documents. And with that, I must question why Al Gore's movie says that sea levels will rise 20 feet in the 21st century, when the IPCC Report (Gore's Bible) gives a worst case scenario of sea levels only rising 23 inches.

Why does no one question Al Gore on this glaring contradiction?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

One blogger, The Anchoress, is pushing for Gore to debate Byrnes on global warming.

I bet Byrnes could whip Algore's @$$!

[Fresh Wind]

It’s the sun, stupid.

[fedupjohn]

That’s easy, son; the Sun causes Global Warming.