How do you “train” to be a suicide bomber?
Besides submitting to the homosexual desires of your male trainers for six weeks, I dunno.
Only those who failed the course are used in field operations. lol
If you fail the training, they sentence you to life. (yuk yuk)
“How do you “train” to be a suicide bomber?”
If you are going to be sent into a foreign country without explosives or contacts, you have to be trained to make explosives from common househould chemicals. It’s not easy.
They can train for paradise in Vegas with strippers and prostitutes, just like the WTC bombers.
The Mullah gives the trainee a special prayer to recite, over and over, thousands of times on a Muslim rosary, while visualizing entering into heaven where Mohammed and the 72 virgins await him.
After months of hours of practice in this way, every day, the trainee can whip himself ito a frenzy, yelling Alahu Akbar, while releasing the dead man switch on his explosive vest packed with ball bearings and other diverse pieces of shrapnel.
Thus is born the legend of the Joihadist martyr, who sacrifices himself for the good of all Muslims ( sarc.)
Note:
( The Mullahs are left alive to inherite the earth, why don't any of them lead the way?). How do you combat them? A few gallons of pigs blood, plastic explosive sniffer dogs, and premptive strikes on their training camps.
People need to remember that the training for suicide bombers IS religious training in preparation for entry into their alleged heaven.
Without that religious fanaticism training, we would have no suicide bombers.
ALAH FUBAR!