Posted on 06/18/2007 7:33:22 AM PDT by SwinneySwitch
Given W’s untreatable Mexican fetish, it may be prudent to simply shove him out of Air Force One, swaddled in a golden parachute, somewhere over Mexico City.
Remember, the man is nearly 61 years old, and is obviously growing weary and older by the minute.
And why shouldn’t he be burned out?
After all, actively helping millions of illiterate peasants to invade America is hard work that would wear anyone out!
Even more taxing: Trying to explain away that invasion as good for the U.S. economy and pretending that is in the national interest to grant amnesty and a path to citizenship for criminals.
Just keeping a straight face while delivering that snake oil pitch day after day would be enough to drive most people into mental meltdown and or breakdown.
Is that where our president and Mexico’s most powerful insider mole is headed?
Some of W’s recent pronouncements seem to confirm that his mental stability is “borderline”:
In April, W declared that America needs amnesty to take pressure off the borders! 12-30 million illegal aliens in our midst and there is too much pressure on the borders?
In May, W said that the amnesty bill before the senate, S 1348, would restore rule of law.
In other words, W wants to restore rule of law by simply legalizing illegal behavior. Include amnesty and a path to citizenship and presto! the rule of law is restored.
Perhaps we should end the crime of armed bank robbery by simply erasing all laws that make it unlawful to rob banks?
It was also in May that W appointed a war czar to take over the messes he has created in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as any other wars he might fancy between now and January 20, 2009.
While he was at it, one wonders why W did not appoint a border czar to shut down the borders and begin deportations? Or is that Michael Chertoff’s responsibility when he is not busy campaigning for amnesty?
In June, W declared that he will throw an extra $4.4 billion dollars at border security, if only the senate will reconsider S 1348.
This dilly begs the obvious question: If $4.4 billion will make America safer and is vital to homeland security, why has W not acted sooner?
Like on September 12, 2001 for instance?
Clearly, W is struggling to keep track of his missteps and outright lies. He seems to be losing that battle and needs a long, long, stress free vacation.
America and the American people also need a rest. We are BUSHed, to put it mildly.
And who honestly believes that America can survive another 18 months of the W presidency and legacy building enterprise?
Perhaps a few patriotic Republicans should visit the Oval Office and convince W to hang up his pilot’s helmet and take early retirement.
Offer him an attractive golden parachute package and a luxurious villa in Mexico, and W might just take the bait.
Dropping W on the Mexican side of the border would have other benefits:
Americans would exact a measure of revenge against Mexico for dumping millions of illegal aliens on the American side of the border.
And, America would have one less English-challenged amnesty proponent to worry about!
They’d rather just bitch.
Knee Jerk? My knee jerks when the doctor uses a small hammer to check my reflexes.
Bush has been POUNDING it with baseball bat for months now.
I’ve had enough.
Yes
The sooner the better...
We can all tell that you really know better than all that stuff you were puttin out there. The thing is so screwed up now, with the "R" President, some sell-out "R" Senators and a whole slew of out-of-their-mind Demonicrats with their backs all arched up like a bunch of pist of pussies, that it should be put aside for another couple of years!
This frantic "DO SOMETHING EVEN IT IT'S DEAD WRONG" mentality on the pro-ponents part is a dangerous CONponent of the whole current pressure cooker situation. Cooler heads cannot prevail as there are NO cooler heads. Especially not yours!!!
It could just go back to being Coahuila y Tejas. Or maybe just the Departmento de Tejas.
Then, each GOP Presidential candidate forced to take an up or down stance on the Impeachment Legislation.
U.S. Constitution, Article 4 Section 4:
"The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government,
1. The act of invading; the act of encroaching upon the rights or possessions of another; encroachment; trespass.
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