[aruanan]

Oh, God no!! Please don’t tell me she might live that long!!!!

Did you know that, except for humans, virtually all mammals live for the same number of heartbeats? Thus, in terms of heartbeats, a shrew lives about as long as an elephant.

[CholeraJoe]

virtually all mammals live for the same number of heartbeats? Thus, in terms of heartbeats, a shrew lives about as long as an elephant.

I have always subscribed to the "Finite Heartbeat" theory. Ergo - the less one exercises, the longer one will live.

Please also refer to my published works on the "Finite Bowel Movement" and "Finite Ejaculation" theories.