1 posted on
06/12/2007 8:32:58 AM PDT by
RDTF
To: RDTF
"Call a doctor!"
"Do you need a surgeon?"
"No! We already have one! That's the problem! I mean -- what?"
2 posted on
06/12/2007 8:35:28 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Enoch Powell was right.)
To: RDTF
Did the sturgeon have malpractice insurance?
3 posted on
06/12/2007 8:35:54 AM PDT by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: RDTF
Leaping sturgeons are the worst sturgeons of them all.
4 posted on
06/12/2007 8:36:09 AM PDT by
steveo
(Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.)
To: RDTF
Something fishy about this story.
5 posted on
06/12/2007 8:36:17 AM PDT by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: RDTF
My guess is that this is just a cover story for another embarassed victim of the “donkey punch.”
6 posted on
06/12/2007 8:37:01 AM PDT by
paddles
To: RDTF
I was wade fishing off Rollover Pass, East of Galveston when a large Tarpon jumped in front of me just inches from my face. It looked like a shinny Greyhound bus had zoomed past me.
Jumping fish are quite common, but a Sturgeon, just like my Tarpon, is serious business.
To: RDTF
The Leaping Sturgeons would be a great name for a rock group.
To: RDTF
It was the flying fickle fish of fate.
13 posted on
06/12/2007 8:43:02 AM PDT by
BigFinn
(“I don't do carrots.” -- John Bolton)
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