Hill’s secret weapon(BARF!)

Boston Herald ^ | 6/12/07 | Margery Eagan

[GQuagmire]

We now know the secret behind Hillary Clinton’s flawless, dewy, 10-years-younger complexion at the Democrats’ June 3 debate in New Hampshire.

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It’s Kriss Soterion of Kriss Cosmetics, Manchester, N.H., a registered Republican, a former Miss New Hampshire and a Hummer driver. She transformed the would-be president in about 15 minutes before last Sunday’s CNN debate, so wowing the TV audience that everybody from New Hampshire voters to Yours Truly to the ladies of “The View” to Jay Leno started speculating: Did Hillary get a face-lift, Botox, what?

[GQuagmire]

a two bagger

[mewzilla]

Dear Ms. Eagan: Get her elected? Snort. There ain’t enough magic spackle on the planet to do that.

[johnny7]

When it comes to the Boston Herald... the only political commentary worth reading is by Howie Carr and usually... the Editors. The rest are masshole morons.

[bannie]

[A make-up artist] transformed the would-be president in about 15 minutes before last Sunday’s CNN debate.

Liar.

That chick had facial reconstruction surgery.

[DBrow]

Yeah, the Clinton stuff is fluff, but isn’t it nice that someone has a good business and will soon be getting more?

I hope she can build permanency from the sudden rush of attention.

There were a bunch of news reports accusing Mrs Bill of Botox and other exotics- if it is true that there was no surgery and Hill’s appearance was due to this makeup woman, the makeup woman should do well.

She’s going to “do” ALL of the dems in the next debate? Can we get Youtube of her “doing” Silky Pony, who probably would rather do himself?

[Red Boots]

Hillary Clinton's makeup is national news !

What could be more important than that !

[rhombus]

Dear Ms. Eagan: Get her elected? Snort. There ain’t enough magic spackle on the planet to do that.

Hah! Why bother with spackle? It'll only take a 3rd party candidate to get her elected.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Call or write Hillary Clinton and the rest of the Senate!!

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[kitkat]

***Liar.

That chick had facial reconstruction surgery.***

Ms. Soterian is only 42? Her “magic” makeup needs a few eyes of newt if her own picture is any example of her craft. She looks 50.

[Bon mots]

We now know the secret behind Hillary Clinton’s flawless, dewy, 10-years-younger complexion at the Democrats’ June 3 debate in New Hampshire.

Everybody knows that she makes her own skin-cream from grinding up newborn babies.

She eats them too.

[Nervous Tick]

>> We now know the secret behind Hillary Clinton’s flawless, dewy, 10-years-younger complexion

I don’t believe it’s cosmetics or surgery or botox.

I bet she bathes in the blood of virgins or something evil like that.

She used to send Bill out for ‘em til she found out they weren’t virgins anymore by the time he got them home.

[theDentist]

That chick had facial reconstruction surgery.

When? Botox is my bet. She's in the paper every day, on the news every night. When running for President you have to press the flesh and be before the media every day. And with any such surgery, it's going to take a couple weeks for bruising and swelling to subside. When has she been out of sight for 2-3 weeks?

[spokeshave]

Could also use some cankle to bio-diesel conversions.

[small voice in the wilderness]

BWHAHAHHA~ Hillary has a former Miss New Hampshire doing her makeup?! PLEASE, DGIH, not a swimsuit competition. Been there, saw that, puked. Also DGIH, not a talent contest. She can’t sing or dance, and I don’t even want to know if she plays an instrument.

[Ditter]

Do you have any idea how long it takes for facial reconstructive surgery to heal? For weeks the purple and green bruising on top of the horrible swelling makes a person look like a space alien. Then the swelling alone can make the person almost unrecognizable to their closest friends for months. A plastic surgeon will tell you that it takes a year for all the swelling to subside. Can you even think of one month when you have gone without seeing her hateful face in front of a camera?

[Bon mots]

Since we're discussing fashions and cosmetics for Hillaroo, I know of some jewelry that would look GREAT on Hillaroo:

[massgopguy]

But Hillery Clinton does not believe in the direct election of President by the people. She said so in her 1996 speech at the UN Women’s Forum in India. She said the US should move to a Parliamentary System.

[Robert A Cook PE]

When was she “out of site” for two three weeks?

Between November 15 and Dec 10 last year, RIGHT after the elections, when Obama was making his startup run AND when Hillary was invisible, “resting” (or “recuperating,” according to her staff) .....

Totally invisible. And, of course, her national news media ignored it.

[Robert A Cook PE]

See above: Hillary was out of sight last two weeks of November, first two weeks of Dec - recuperating, according to her staff.

[theDentist]

OK, Robert. Thanks. Then it’s possible she did have surgery... a little plastering here, tightening there, remove the horns and tail....