Will you please spill the beans...what happened?
The screen just went blank as if your TV’d gone off the air, like it was turned off.
Absolutely nothing happened. Nothing.
It ends with the Soprano family sitting in a diner all eating onion rings! REALLY!!!
Absolutely nothing happened. Tony, wife and loser son were at a dinner table with a bad Journey song playing waiting to order dinner with a bunch of suspicious types lurking around. Meadow can’t drive. When she finally parallel parked and walked in the diner (an ice cream shop), the door dinged and the screen went black. Boooooooooooooo!
Well, there was the cat Tony picked up at the safe house, that spent a lot of time staring at Christopher’s picture on the wall, which spooked Paulie. Then there was Janice trying to hit up Uncle Junior for money, but he didn’t recognize her and he didn’t have his teeth in. Then AJ’s car caught on fire just as he was getting it on with his girlfriend in the SUV, then he wants to join the Army (as if they’d take him!) to fight in Afghanistan and pilot helicopters for Donald Trump. Then the FBI guy was sleeping with an FBI gal, and he feeds Tony some info on Phil. Then Phil gets shot right in front of his wife with his grandsons in the SUV, then the SUV rolls over his head. Then they’re listening to Journey in the restaurant, and you think the trucker has come to whack Tony, then you think the guy who walked in behind AJ has come to whack Tony, then you think something is going to happen to Meadow, and then right in the middle of the chorus of “Don’t Stop Believin’”, the screen goes blank, “Don’t Stop———”.
And that’s about it, really.
The Soprano family was arrested and put on trial for failing to come to a fat guy's assistance after he was made fun of.
No, wait, they all went to a talent agent's office and told him they have a family act...called The Aristocrats!
No, wait...actually, nothing happened.
In the final scene, Tony wakes up in the morning and you realize the past 8 or so years was just a dream he had. He then gets dressed and heads off to work as a hi-lo driver at one of the Ford plants.........