My wife is an American citizen, but was born in China. I’m very proud of her. She did everything legally. Her English is better than most people’s, but when I spot a mistake in grammar or spelling, she demands that I correct her. I guess this makes me more aware of misspellings and typos. But I got two years of laughs by telling her how to completely mispronounce asparagus!
Sounds like you are a very lucky man Doc, married to a very nice Lady.
I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes though when payback time comes for that asparagus pronunciation deception is revealed. ;-)