I’ve seen those bumper stickers. I normally don’t put stickers on my vehicles.
However, I saw one yesterday here in the forum - or it was a suggested bumper sticker I would put on the H2.
“Dear Lord, please help me be the man my dog thinks I am....” or words to that effect.
I have those exact stickers on my H2.
However, when we purchased the vehicle my wife insisted that on no bumper stickers. When I found out the real issue was that she didn’t like the mess the bumper stickers leave behind when they fade and crack, I decided to go another route.
Now, I just adhere these bumper stickers onto a soft magnetic sheet. A roll (12” x 24”) of magnetic sheeting costs about $10 at your nearest hobby/craft store.
Both the front and rear bumpers of the H2 are excellent for posting these magnetized bumper stickers onto.
Anyways...happy driving while in Malibu.