" Lookit, I'm innocent. My defense is simpe. I had $90 large ones in my freezer because, as a compassionate Democrat, I was helping out a distinguished foreign dignitary."
"What happened was I got an email from Nigerian General Kachinga Cheatchusuckah who had a problem."
"So once Gen Cheatchusuckah transfers Idi Amin's secret Ugandan gold
reserves from the Swiss bank vault to a refrigerated truck I leased........"
LOL!!
Hey. That’s a pretty good defense. He just fell for the old “I am the special assistant to the Nigerian ambassador” email scam.
The “I’m not crooked, just stupid” defense.
#24-———an amazingly creative interpretation/defense!
I like your mind!
He should have said that he was using the money to help Katrina victims, since Bush wouldn’t do anything.
So all of those e-mails that I get from "Barrister Zimbabuntubu" (and similar) about wanting to give me $10,000,000 becasue my long lost great, great, great, three times removed, uncle, passed away and left me with the money are TRUE!!!