[Brilliant]

Hey. That’s a pretty good defense. He just fell for the old “I am the special assistant to the Nigerian ambassador” email scam.

The “I’m not crooked, just stupid” defense.

[George W. Bush]

That’s a pretty good defense. He just fell for the old “I am the special assistant to the Nigerian ambassador” email scam.

Dude! He stole my sweet secret Nigerian bank account. They promised me millions in that email they sent me!

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

He thought it was an advance reparations payment, and he was just keeping it cool until he could distribute it to the poor black victims who really deserved it?