[freespirited]

Or, just how about any sort of beans? Doesn’t have to be anything fancy. Beans are cheap in the stores. Send a bag of them in a ziploc.

How about a box of Jell-O with a request to grow a spine?

[Paladin2]

Go down to the novelity store and buy a skeletion with a spine and send that to them along with an annotated copy of the Consitution suggesting that they follow it as they swore to or that they resign now.