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Polish man wakes up to new world after 19 years in coma
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Posted on 06/02/2007 8:52:24 AM PDT by marthemaria
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To: reg45
He got to sleep thru the Clinton years and the Terry Schiavo ordeal. He was indeed lucky.
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posted on
06/02/2007 9:15:46 AM PDT
by
Mark was here
(Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?)
To: marthemaria
"Goodbye, Lenin"
Life imitates art.
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posted on
06/02/2007 9:17:25 AM PDT
by
LibKill
("RUDY GIULIANI" is just "HILLARY CLINTON" misspelled and wearing a dress.)
To: EveningStar
Any Polak jokes?
When I went into a coma there was only tea and vinegar in the shops, meat was rationed and huge petrol lines were everywhere, Grzebski told TVN24, describing his recollections of the communist systems economic collapse.
In 1982, an American, a Russian, and a Pole were employed at a factory in Poland. One day, the Polish worker showed up for work two hours late. "Sorry, guys," he said. "I had to stand in line for a ham."
"What's a ham?" asked the Russian, while the American inquired, "what's a line?"
To: U S Army EOD
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? On a visit to the Soviet Union in the early 1970's, a professor of mine went into his hotel room and saw several technicians installing what he figured was sophisticated eavesdropping equipment. The technicians explained to him that they were fixing the light, and the professor replied, "konechno" (of course).
To: Larry Lucido
That would’ve been wonderful to read about.
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posted on
06/02/2007 9:37:08 AM PDT
by
Niuhuru
To: LibKill
Goodbye, Lenin Grzebski will have to learn the new meaning of the term "red state."
To: marthemaria
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posted on
06/02/2007 9:39:12 AM PDT
by
Silly
(http://www.paulklenk.us)
To: EveningStar
Why joke about him?
To: marthemaria
What amazes me today is all these people who walk around with their mobile phones and never stop moaning. Ive got nothing to complain about. A statement worthy of framing.
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posted on
06/02/2007 9:40:23 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: agent_delta
Who the @%&$ is Kevin Pollak? :)
To: EveningStar
Watch your language, young man.
toetappyguy
To: marthemaria
Those who came to see us kept asking: 'When is he going to die?' But he's not dead," Did they have a lottery or something?
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posted on
06/02/2007 9:54:33 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Lost in Translation)
To: reg45
He got to sleep through the entire Clinton Era.And grunge rock, the Buffalo Bills losing four Super Bowls in a row and "Star Trek Voyager."
He does, however, have a lot of "Seinfeld" to catch up on.
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posted on
06/02/2007 10:01:21 AM PDT
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
To: marthemaria
Lucky he didn’t fall into the “merciful” clutches of Kevorkian...referred by “symapthetic relatives.
Kevorkian is out of jail....looking for fresh meat
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posted on
06/02/2007 10:03:46 AM PDT
by
eleni121
(+ En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great)
To: buccaneer81
“Junior Mint?” < / seinfeld>
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posted on
06/02/2007 10:10:30 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Libs want us to learn to live with terrorism, but if a gun is used they want to rewrite the Const.)
To: weegee
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posted on
06/02/2007 10:11:04 AM PDT
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
To: EveningStar
"Grzebski was a father of four at the time of the accident." "Four children he asked? How come there are eight here?"
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posted on
06/02/2007 10:12:51 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: Snerdley
To: Enterprise
"Four children he asked? How come there are eight here?"
Remember, his wife massaged his body every hour. Not every part of him was in a coma. :)
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posted on
06/02/2007 10:49:02 AM PDT
by
moonman
To: kinoxi
In Soviet Russia light bulb changes you!
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posted on
06/02/2007 10:57:47 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Jimmy Carter: the Renaissance Man of incompetence)
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